You can call me Skywalker or just Luke. And no, the name is not reference to Star Wars. I have never watched those movies, I know nothing about them. Yes, Luke comes from the movies, but only as a joke.
Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me or you're nothing. Because we're just alike, you and I, except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels.
In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king... and honey, you should see me in a crown.
So if you have what you say you have, I'll make you rich. If not, I'll make you into shoes.
But we both know that's not quite true.